How you know you look too pregnant to be running errands:
Sample Server at Costco: When is your baby due?
Me: Well, she was due last Wednesday.
Sample Server at Costco: Oh. That explains why you've grown out of your clothes.
Um, thanks...
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Growing a beautiful baby takes a lot of room.
=)
Well, at least you were pregnant when you were called fat.
That's really funny. I spit out my Cheerios when I read that. Why would someone say that to you? Was your naked belly hanging out from under your clothes?
I think the band on my maternity pants must have been showing. But, you know, it shouldn't have mattered because the band had a pattern on it, like it was meant to be seen. Maybe my shirt was too tight?
HA! People just don't know when to stop talking, huh?
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