The Wardrobe

Tonight the following conversation took place. The name has been withheld to protect the participant.

Unnamed Child: Why do you like shirts that have buttons so much?

Me (looking at my shirt): I don't have that many shirts I can wear these days.

Unnamed Child: You've been wearing the same shirts over and over.

Me (with less amusement): I don't have that many shirts I can wear these days.

As my belly grows rounder, my wardrobe grows smaller.