Phoebe has a writing assignment for today that she hasn't finished yet and a massive case of writer's block to go with it. This is what she wrote instead.
Dear Brain,
Why can’t you come up with any ideas!?
Sincerely,
Phoebe
Dear Phoebe,
I am on vacation.
My condolences,
Brain
Dear Brain,
You can’t go on vacation, you're my Brain!
Come back right now,
Phoebe
Dear Phoebe,
No.
Apologies,
Brain
Dear Brain,
Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
See you soon,
Phoebe
Dear Phoebe,
Because.
Warmest regards,
Brain
Dear Brain,
That’s not a reason.
Answer me,
Phoebe
Dear Phoebe,
It is in my mind.
Best wishes,
Brain
Dear Brain,
Wait, you have a mind? Or are you your mind?
Whaaaaaa,
Phoebe
Dear Phoebe,
That’s off topic. I need to go now. I won’t respond.
Bye bye,
Brain.
Dear Brain,
…
No reaction,
Phoebe
She's going to attempt the assignment again tomorrow, after a full night's sleep.
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