Wardrobe Malfunction

As we were in the van tonight, ready to drive to a friend's house for a movie and dinner, Topher announced that he'd torn his pants. I looked back to see what he was talking about. He had a significant rip in his pants. We ran back in the house to get him some pants that would preserve his modesty. I asked when they'd ripped, wondering how getting into the van would have caused that.

He tore them during recess.

Several hours earlier.

Oh well, at least he told us before we got to our friend's house.