Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Premature Aging

Yesterday, due to a tantrum and a poor choice, Sophie earned a timeout. At our house kids sit in timeout for one minute for each birthday they've had, so a four-year-old would have a four minute timeout. (The grownups aren't so lucky, we don't usually get timeouts.) Now you have the groundwork for the following conversation.

Sophie: (still throwing a tantrum while in timeout) Can I come out yet?! I've been here for eight minutes!

Me: No, you've been there for two minutes. You still have two minutes to go.

Sophie: No I don't! I'm done!

Me: No, two plus two is four, and you're four-years-old. so two more minutes.

Sophie: (in a know-it-all tone) I'm not four. I'm five.

Me: Oh, so you should actually have another minute of timeout?

Sophie: (without pausing) I'm four.

1 comment:

Crystal said...

LOL! You've got to love a girl who can do math quickly and under stress.
=0)